Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Jhalak Gagariya Chalkat Jaaye…

                              
Why such a caption or Header?? For I am in supa Chuckle mood…for I am enjoying the Jhalak stint and blogging…for I had a whale of a time sharing it and I am so so so deeper than thou Grateful to Raftaar and Sneha…Radhika Madan…and Scarlett Wilson actually bein thoughtful and comin forward and acknowledging they indeed liked all the Epithets I send their way with tons of love and hugs…
Dear ones Luv yuuuuu guys so much and I have screenshot it and kept it as a Keepsake…my new autograph remember??? Thank You...again...hope all follow your example…simple equations now…interact with your fans and they will put you on a pedestal and worship you…
After all you are expecting them to sit up the night and use their precious weekend nights to vote for you…the least you can do is tweet and retweet and reply…all fond bantering over a click of few buttons on smart phones...all of you guys think about it…
That is possibly the reason Manish Paul has to sell Voting for Shubhreet, Irfan, and Scarlett...and thankfully the judges took the decision of no elimination…so cute and kind they are! I too loved it…where is the place for tears in such a happy dappy cool and frappy show???
 Why do you not devise some innovative way and do away with tears and accusation of unfairness…Coz our #Sleekhunk Shahid says “I hate Tears...Pushpa!” Me too…Shahid...still the foliage hides a Handsome and Fair Frame…do consider showing us the bright and fresher than dew face of yours…just asking…you are so good-looking why would you not show us the Shahid we fell in love with years and years ago…your amazing grins and twinkling eyes are lost in that long stubble…well I will keep requesting…Free citizen of India You are…finally your own call and decision matters…

Our show opened to my #MilkyMaiden Radhika Madan lighting up the jazzy Jhalak floor with a “Go Go Go Govinda!” while the raunchy clean and neat powerful jhatkas of Sonakshi were missing…she brought her own cutesy tootsy flavour to it…
she is so frazzly dimply and adorable…you wanna pick her up and shay… “sho shweet” and If I get hold on her I will keep her tucked in my pillow and kiss her every night muahhhhh…
Every single night…I like what they did with the pot and the whirl on the shoulder…and the effort of a Doll trying to be drastic was so heart warming...it was fun all the way...I enjoyed though at times there were moments that stagnated a wee bit…her thousand tiny wavy smiles more than worth drooling…
Ganesh and Lauren too have a great camaraderie going there with “Iske tuitor ke pese kaato ye kuch nahin bolti” and “Meetha jagah” and “ Maa ki aankh”…at the same time Ganesh Also brings tons o Techno details...beneath all that “ visarjan hints on 17 september” and soft spoken jovial banter “He has a look out...m watching you…”
He was too right and spot on with if certain steps do not match up and work out...you must leave it …Go Ganesh Is all I can say...we are all ears…as I can so easily say...oh yeah yeah..I felt that but I did not know how to say that Technically…so yes Go go go Go…#Technocrat...really!!
My tweetypie…go in the Act rather than thinkin you are someone else…simply get in the skin and slither…

My #QuiveringDoe ain’t quivering anymore…

Shamita Shetty brought on a deluge of fire on the stage…and Jhalak stage was something altogether different…her costume was the most stunning golden and red and her attitude...Hail glitterati…Here I come…she has shed those shadows and come on her own and …la la la…Piya tuuu…is an all time favourite…
From Helenji and when we were growing up…we just had to rever her…we could not imagine to dance with abandon like her…only when we were alone with our girl gangs…we have fond memories of yelling this song calling our Beau from ethers and making fun of ourselves…
But it is a song which brings everyone to the level of energy where everyone wants to shake a leg in every way they can…you can close your eyes and simply tap a tap on it…The Samba was…wham!! Wham!! Wham!!
I loved it…crooned loudly over it and jumped on my sofa…with my kids in tow…we had a blast…seeing her was an absolute treat to the eye and spirit…#MistyDoe Explosive and Enchanting is how you were…From here on I feel you must soar up and up and rivet us every week…next week for sure I will see you...as you have won over the BOURNVITA BALL…Lauren is so right…Raita fela diya…
My tweetypie: I have yet to see you come and take bows after such a Frapply fizzy and foamy do…we wanna know you…Will you??

Then came a soft breezer called #DarknRuggedMalik…he still has that dazed and forlorn look “Can I dance?” types…He still does not believe it yet...even after four long weeks and steady growth from him…his rendition on Kal hon na ho was quite Melodious…
No over the top trying to be SRK he was simply Mohit. The Mohit who is so easy to fall in love with…to like and feel good with! His gentle movements had that kinda wavy and come sail with me call and we soaked in it…and swam a little and came back with a pensive feel to the whole outlook of life…enjoy this moment for Kal ho naa ho…
Now Karan does have to come and reminisce…how can he ignore the beckoning of one of his fav mentions of his pet projects and equally popular dances…he does get you to smile fondly with his unabashed koi mil gaya…
And by now his one leg signature step…hope Ganesh tells me what it is or how to do it? After 40 I’d say karan has chosen to be happily naughty and we love that one leg shake…so much life he puts…there are no energy drops all raise and it is a laugh riot…!!!

We had a sensuous Bonanza and steaming and piping number by none other than my #ClassBuddy Raftaar…
what could be the best that can be churned out? Breath-taking and made us breathless…
I am sure It made Shahid want to go home to his newly wed...it was that ablaze with seduction and sizzle…the crackling chemistry sent sparks flying and sighs galore…that too cold ones and hot imagery it conjured up…they were a cozy twosome...
The Act was theirs all the way…they were lost souls out there completely enmeshed as one and in unison they stole my heart…the lift with one hand with colours theatrically swirling in all directions and covering them in a cloud and haze of suggestions untold and undiscovered…
There was Intimacy born out of respect for each other…there was happy possession and surrender and it dragged us gently into the soft mire of red hue they worked up...I could go on…yes Jhalak is getting hotter and ever better…maybe they read my suggestions on bringing seduction on the floor…
Even if it was a simple coincidence…I absolutely will keep it as my most watched and viewed and treasured two minutes from Jhalak…
Though there were spins and lifts but each perfected and in sync and moving from one to another that it was a perfect symphony of movements…effortless…graceful…sensuous…it was like a painting speaking in front of us…I dedicate two verses from William Wordsworth…
I gazed and gazed but little thought –
What wealth the Show to me had brought…
I will keep this with me in my heart for my happy softer moments…
My tweetypie: I love both of you…you two are so so lovable...just be yourself and I do wanna see you till the end. All that this blogger desires is a little feedback from all of you…please encourage them to do it #ClassBuddy!

Then came the Dance of much hyped duo of Siddharth Nigam from Ashoka fame and Faisal Khan pairing…
Ok I am going to court a little ire from my own people here by really being honest here…I did not like the Act…enuff said and lot left…
I feel the song is highly energetic and volatile dance of Shahid Kapoor…but it did not go on the two kids…Song had immense energy and dance had lurched at lot many places...the fatigue on the kids faces was palpable…
When I heard the two would get together...I looked for and hummed “Main Khiladi Tu Anaadi” from a famous song filmed on Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan...it could have suited...one khilaadii and one anaadi…so much could have been played out in those two minutes…If superstar is the theme...Amir khan is an all-time superstar...have they not heard the rumbustious number “Koi kahe kehta rahe kitna bhi humko deewana…jab saz hain awaz hain fir kis liye hichkichana”
Oh Mr choreographer hear it…every single line is so full of youth and recklessness of these young gen…They could have created sensation galore and memories for fans…but…instead We faced two minutes of pure Acrobatics and gymnastics and My two talented but tired Kids…
How much they must have rehearsed and gone all out to create Magic…but all that happened were mistakes…staggering on the chair…using the flips and gymnastic they could have underplayed a bit jumping and created Dance movements and expression…
Both the kids stand for unique talents but the vision that choreographer brought into the song was rebelliousness and rivalry…Both stumbled once at least and so as much as I feel for both of them...
I must say their potential was not used to the hilt...instead of camaraderie and rapport…why a theme of ruckus and rebellion?? Ganesh again I find myself on the same page with you…as much as we admire the hard work …it has to be said sternly...
Do experiment with elements that will uplift the theme and not create a downward spiral for the contestant…give them as much as can be of sync…what breaks the sync do not incorporate…
Hope you listen…being in touch with fans gives a rough feel of what is the general feedback...in today’s time and twitter and net world...Complete lack of interaction also misconstrues at times as Hoity toity behaviour…in that case it would be better to follow the examples of certain celebs like Sanaya or Shubhreet and not be there.
If you have opened an account it does tell me that you wish to interact and pamper fans with your latest happenings and get a general feedback and pulse of what is in for the fans from the celeb side and also a chance for Fans to show their love and give instant feedback…by and large…juzz saying…opinion…you have the choice to discard it…I simply bring all the contestants #FanMessages and sentiments…
Tweetypie: Yes you Dance effortless but time to look at the theme and bring some vision and lasting impact…This is Jhalak and stumbling on a step is a grave n gross loophole…aim at smoother and clean moves…and what you can do…
Ahhh!!! Lauren…jaalim aag laga de…Barbaad ho rahe he..hur sheher wale…It is a Come hither song with Dignity…a veiled call of a whispering Maiden for wilder…whatever….she is amazing and the command she has on her jhatkas…wow and gorgeous and so so adorable…
She appears to me so vulnerable and volatile …all at once…she is to be seen and not touched at all for if we do then it may stain the picture perfect fragile yet beautifully and artfully sculpted Lauren…You are the stuff soon folks shall write poems and watch out…there will be sketches and idols pouring in from your Fan world…Just keep taking our chen and aaram…Jaalim aag laga de..
Tweetypie: Do I get to interact with you on twitter? Would you tell me if you liked the #PassionGlory Epithet?
  Day two brought me immense surprise and a squeal of delight and peal of oh wow…the types you do when you are agape….Vivian Dsena…
Oh my god…I go there again as a “I told ya..” shed those inhibitions and you are there…and you were so quick and light on your  feet...you were enjoying yourself…
Not at all waiting to catch your choreo partner! Infact this time around I was not at all looking around at Bhawna. It was a through and through Vivian Act…There were again comfortable lifts and spins and you did it as if you did it every day…tons of footwork and healthy glow on the face…
I reiterate is this the same Vivian Dsena we saw last three weeks? You have transformed yourself and I wish now you keep yourself there...you knew you had it in you…what a perfect sync and what a jubilant victory over inhibitions…you were someone else altogether…simply applause…the choreo was smart to give you more Dance and expressions and naughty…light…fun.…
And I so so loved that breaking up of smile on your handsome face…Now that you have shed inhibitions and have become comfortable…actually bring in some vision and beautiful moments that settle and become treasure worthy on your journey for you and for us and for everyone to emulate…from a non-dancer…hesitant…waiting to not miss a step…to fun frolic AND COZY Besharam...Audience does not mind this cute Besharam. You were Fantastic and awesome…
Tweetypie: Do lemme know which Epithet u choose from the three I had send your way…all fit…perfectly…cheeky jeeky performance and I am floored…and wait for next...
I know whose effect it was...two stunning gentlemen of the industry…Abhishek Bachchan and Legendary Rishi Kapoor…and his...Meri umar ke naujawano…was a case in proof…his energy is so infectious it pulled out KARAN JOHAR with his…DAFLEEWALEEEEEEE….Daflee baja…Piedpiperjhalakwaale..dil chura ke le jaa…
Karan threw caution to winds and treated us to a rare peek into the jolly good fellow and his bachpun…loads o love Karan that was somehow nectar sweet and touching though you did in the moment of jaunt and jest…
I know it harbours precious memories of a childhood untainted and moments spent in pure joy and protection of your Parent who has left you but is in spirit and every deed with you… and kept an indelible mark…we are grateful that you let us in to this Karan as a child…the music in my HEART I BORE…Long after it was heard no more” this small section too will be regarded as a lovely and distinct memory…
Abhishek put in a RAP with Raftaar and we enjoyed that Baritone…cool and adroit…it was a moment for all to simply get in and pay tribute to the coming together of such special people...it is not every day that we get to witness…

Shubhreet ma #SteelnCotton lady…
u make your own bench marks…All I can ask is..raam jaane kaha se laaye tu ye bal…hai ram…with a  dislocated shoulder and a permanent limitation…you looked lovely and you put in a beautiful Act…

If Lauren could not see any chemistry…I do have an explanation…just a plausible one…just my take...Diwakar and she have transcended that zone we call respect and have moved to reverence zones…
Diwakar must be witnessing daily how each move might trigger tons of adjustments for her and how she must be perfecting with an equal steely resolve…Shubhreet must be absorbing each creative manoeuvring from his side to get her to give her best and between themselves they challenge and move ever higher…
There is not much place to get in a chemistry that demands a little bit of romantic eye locks…they may not be able to view each other in quite that light…it’s a guru shishya worship and rever kinda relation….just maybe…
And so that makes our Rishi Kapoor wanting to get up and hug her and Abhishek promising that Aishwarya will perform if she reaches Jhalak finals…their Dance deserves only thundering claps or bow in respect and pride…no more needed…
Tweetypie: You are not on Twitter…please do consider coming so I can share my admiration and applause...so many get to hug you and praise you…I have been requesting Colors to get what I write for you  across…why will they not do it? Beats me!

Next I again going jaunty over Banno humaari Sanaya laage Sexyyyy…
She was the heroine of the moment…was there a choreographer with her? Was he even needed…she carried the whole Act so so on her Tiny shoulders.
 She brought all the elements of Kangana Ranaut and actually made us RUNOUT…cheesy that line was…but I so enjoyed the rumble and tumble and freaky storm she cooked up….piping and chortling and screaming with glee I was at the end...anyways this song is so made that anyone can get up and atleast give dance a go…
She looked so smoking hot and delicious and still the old school girl…and I will never be judgemental…though I can get quite mental the third time I saw your Banno…it was hands down rocking and super-duper paisa wasool and baraati dance…Hurricane of smiles and screams followed when she got her 40 with distribution of hugs to all and sundry and her excitement palpable for all to see and enjoy…
She was over the top and had no inhibitions whatsoever to demonstrate it and her reward was a hug from Karan and Shahid and Abhishek and Ganesh and Lauren and Rishi sir…all were so affectionately gazing at her peals of delight…refreshing and candid she is…no simple thank you’s from Sanaya…all out from her heart every delightful smile rolled out for each one to dip into…dizzy with delight..
Tweetypie: You too are sorely missed on twitter…would have loved to send my whistles and whooshes to you...love you loads…

This time however our #Grinocharmer goofed a bit I guess...At first I thought he is slated to dance on a Lagaan number from the attire however they went on to do the Rock and roll...hardly an attire that will allow for flamboyant movements…and somehow Ashish was not in his full element…
He smiled with strain and for once was not cracking any of his self-deprecating jokes on his own dear self as usual…hope you bounce back soon…the dance was clean but did not do much to elevate the mood or take you to paths un-trod or smile fondly…you saw it stoically and somehow the vibes that emanated from him were too solemn…wonder what happened? Ashish I like you with all the Banter and jokes back and forth do come back with it…

Irfaan Pathan is there where Vivian was a few weeks back…
watching every step and being conscious of not faltering and not making mistakes and counting and remembering steps but when it is Amitabh Bachchan’s number thodi Masti automatically creeps in and we cannot help but smile…
His immortal versions of chumma chumma de de… or pug ghunghroo bandh meera nachiti…are an all-time favo worldwide…he tried I would say...really tried and there is lot of scope for growth and smoothness to be inculcated…possibilities are there…just needs time to open up to himself and shed those inhibitions…
Tweetypie: You have a focus in your eyes that will help you master all that you envisage call upon that power and just do it…I loved the way you protectively shielded Scarlett all through the elimination announcements…I love you for that…

Why because Dear Scarlett…
I love you…my willo’wisp…my ‘forget me not’ blossom…I so so love you…you seem so easy to crumble…easy o cry and through those tears easy to beam a smile…so unsure and yet you rule the stage with a mighty aplomb and panache…
There is attitude galore when you walked with that chair…you REIGN…You are meant to reign and so shall you given the right chances. Scarlett surrenders herself to the moves of dances and it just flows melodiously and in symphony and harmony.
There is not a harsh moment when she is up there…I sway with her gentle yet powerful moves…I want to come and hug her deeply…My #PrettyLassy you are so naïve with your moves…so eager to please…yet too sure of your moves and effortlessly glide with your spins and jumps and slides…
And then innocently put in broken Hindi...jo hota hain achche ke liye…oh my Gal all achcha only will happen to you…I feel so protective towards her that I want to absorb all her tremors when elimination calls were taken...she was visibly crumbling under that scrutiny and danger zone…I am so glad we had a Protective Irfan to support that moment and let her know “We are in it together, whatever happens!!” That won my heart too Irfan…and as the adage goes with good people good stuff happens…Jhalak judges had not the heart to let both of them go...it is going to be so tough waving Au Revoir to any of the contestants…specially Scarlett…I am not yet ready to let her go...she has so much undiscovered yet left to demonstrate…Glad both of them stayed...they both are such wonderful individuals…
It is so unfair that Just because Scarlett does not have a Fan-base she faces the elimination wrath so often…Jhalak ought to come up with a better unbiased way to eliminate…but until then…we get to see all of them again next week and my Scarlett has her smiles back!!
Tweetypie: You are sweetheart and all will see the beauty inherent…now do something different and do control those betraying eyes of yours that mirrors every doubt and quiver you go through…reign like a Queen o Dance and do not let people in completely with what makes you tick. Keep ‘em guessing gal…folks love mystery not an open book…God big one that was…I LOVE YOU…Y?? I dunno…I neva know why I love someone even when meeting chances are slim…
And for once the judges were so so adorable…in taking that decision of no elimination…Devise some other ways please!!!
Next week we see Made in India theme and I look forward to goosebumpy Acts full of patriotism and funk and that fills my independence weekend with full gusto. I will be back in front of my TV set bang at nine no matter wherever I am...
I make arrangements I am back home to catch all the Action when it happens and not a deferred Live from other sites...I am in love with Jhalak…and so so look forward to next week…
FROM #JHALAKITE…Loads o Love and Hugs to all and sundry who read the Blog and give me feedback and share theirs too…Aloha!!!!

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1 comment:

  1. I liked Scarlet, Vivian.Sanaya and shamita this week.. Frankly speaking for the 1st time i didn't liked mohit much.. I don't know something was missing.. In faisal performance there was synchronization problem but please 32 is very less. Irfan on other hand didnt tht well but him and scarlet getting same score was shocking.. For me scarlet was best this week. I mean it the best..

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